因为有很好的朋友, 所以生活很有意思

投稿用户 • 2023年5月28日 am11:43 • 随笔 • 阅读 169

Life is interesting because of good friends.

因为有很好的朋友, 所以生活很有意思。

Today, a handsome man said that his chest was uncomfortable. I touched it and it was very comfortable.

今天有个帅哥说他胸口不舒服，我摸了一下，蛮舒服的啊。

I give you my heart, you send the chat record to the group.

我把真心给你，你把聊天记录发群里。

The new WeChat vulnerability points to my small window. Send a baby, and then you will have a baby. Don't point to someone who has a baby.

微信新漏洞点我小窗，发一个宝宝，然后你就会有一个宝宝啦，有宝宝的不要点。

The king of class sleepiness, the king of canteen cooking, the king of off campus express, and the king of a cup of milk tea every day.

上课瞌睡王，食堂干饭王，校外快递王，每天一杯奶茶王。

Who stole my bright life and let me go to work on Saturday.

是谁偷走本小姐的璀璨人生，居然让我周六上班。

Go to sports when you are in a bad mood. After sports, you will find that your physical quality is also very poor.

心情差就去运动啊，运动之后你就会发现你的身体素质也很差。

Now those companies are always asking what advantages they think they have, what advantages can I have, and how can I go out to work?

现在那些公司动不动就问觉得自己有什么优势，我能有啥优势，我有优势还出来打工啊？

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因为有很好的朋友, 所以生活很有意思

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